Sunday, February 6, 2011

Tom Cruise

As a reward for being such a smashing fellow, The Church of Scientology elders have had a whip-round and have raised enough money to buy Tom what he has always wanted! "Next stop Alpha Centauri!"

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  1. Tom took his new job as a train driver very seriously, being a stickler for punctuality and keeping to the train timetable. "You have to respect the clock", spake Tom earnestly before blowing his whistle and overcharging a customer in the buffet coach.

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