Jeremy Paxman

Bouncing about between journalism, TV presenting and authoring books is so much easier with Paxo's recent present he's been sent; and he's clearly delighted with it! Even though he returned the Engima machine, this is one gift he won't be sending back. Just make sure George Galloway isn't behind you with a sharpened umbrella stick, Jeremy …
An Easybliss production

Robbie Savage and Russell Grant

Russell had already predicted Robbie's feeble attempts to frighten him out of the Strictly Come Dancing competition. Unlucky Robbie. Russell's performances have left him feeling smug. But beware, Russell. Never take a savage for granted.
An Easybliss Production

Chris Martin and Katie Price

So much for questions and progress. As a scientist, Chris had tried to help the comeback girl with all the bits she's not happy with. It's not just economic inflation Katie's got to worry about. Put those balloon pumps away, Dr. Martin. If there's an explosion you really will need a parachute.

An Easybliss Production

Paul McCartney and Nicole Kidman

Everyone is having a band reunion at the moment and fab Sir Macca wants in on the action. He's enlisted Nicole's help, but the trouble is, she's not sure which one of the others this is. Let's hope it's not Ringo!

An Easybliss production

Sarah Jessica Parker

Daniel Craig

Jesse J

Alan Sugar and Bill Gates

Natasha Kaplinsky

Dale Winton

Dannii Minogue

John Barrowman

Mick Hucknall

Louis Walsh

Fiona Bruce

Christine Bleakley and Adrian Chiles

David Tennant

Simon Cowell

Woody Allen

Jimi Hendrix

Wayne Rooney

David Cameron and Cilla Black

Peter Andre

Leonardo DiCaprio

Pre-production has now begun on The Aviator II

Silvio Berlusconi

Cowabunga bunga

Victoria Beckham and Stephen Fry

With the generous fillings Stephen is putting into them, Victoria Beckham begins to worry that there might not be enough chicken sandwiches to feed everyone that's been invited to the launch of her latest fashion collection.

George Bush

George Bush is keeping himself busy in his semi-retirement. History does seem to repeat itself though as he staged a very aggressive takeover of the 'IraKey' business in order to get his hands on its assets.

Terry Wogan

Terry thought that Vernon Kay was going to get the Children In Need presenting job this year so, in protest, he took to the trees to prove that he still has what it takes.

Gwyneth Paltrow

We're very aware of Gwyneth's love for all things British. Imagine our surprise when she welcomed us to her 'Royal Room'! Not a Tenenbaum in sight! Let's hope she doesn't do any running with scissors in there either.
(Thanks to @Jo_Bliss)

Cheryl Cole

Here's Cheryl Tweedy Cole Tweedy Cole at home up north preparing some prime beef sausages as a gift for Simon Cowell to take to America with him. While she handles the emerging bangers like a true pro, one can't help but wonder: has anyone seen Ashley lately?

Bruce Forsyth

With retirement looming, Brucie thought he'd get the old girl running again for that road trip across Bristol.

Eric Clapton

Hurry up with those chips Eric. Talk about slowhand.

Tom Cruise

As a reward for being such a smashing fellow, The Church of Scientology elders have had a whip-round and have raised enough money to buy Tom what he has always wanted! "Next stop Alpha Centauri!"

Liam Gallagher

The trouble with starting again and ending up in Beady Eye, a band that will only ever play small gigs, is that you inevitably end up having to go self-catering. Isn't that right Liam?

Rod Stewart

While tracking down more old songs to record for the twenty-eighth volume of The Great American Songbook, Rod Stewart stumbled across this old tomb and simply had to take a brass rubbing.

Thom Yorke

Free of their record label, Radiohead's management and other band members deeply regretted letting Thom have carte blanche over the In Rainbows album artwork. Bitterly hurt by the rejection, Thom continues to practice his previously unknown talent. No wonder he's so miserable. Cheer up Thom! There's always that Bar Mitzvah booking next week!

Alan Carr

Poor old Alan had a bit of a leak in the night. Never one to let things dampen his spirits, here he is first thing in the morning re-thatching his roof.

Bono takes time out

When not on a gruelling tour schedule of music, near-Godliness and saving rain forests, Bono likes nothing more than a trip to a nearby 'Crown' Green. He has been asked to front the Olympic Team for Ireland, but unfortunately this is not possible with his heavy schedule of wanting to be adored. Which is fine with everyone else, because annoyingly, he's really rather good.

Taio Cruz and Billy Idol

Billy Idol has got himself into a bit of a pickle with his electrics. Luckily, young Mr. Taio Cruz has stepped in to sort it all out in a very professional manner. (Although at least Billy isn't taking any chances with the Health and Safety inspectorate and is keeping his protective headgear on).

Springsteen gets the needle!

And we can't believe it either, Bruce! Bruce says when he's not out saving the industrial heartland of America, he likes nothing better than knocking out a cardie or two. "I find the whole process so relaxing" said Mr. Springsteen, "even if i always seem to drop a stitch of two" This month he's 'coverboy' for the famous knitters bible...

Keith 'Curly' Richards

Guitarist, librarian and now curling champion? It's Keith Richards on a well-earned day off.

George Michael

I'll be jiggered, it's George Michael tossing the caber! Careful George, you'll have someone's eye out!

Who knew George had become so buffed up when he was in the clinker!

Amy Winehouse

Always garden proud, Amy thought this would be the ultimate finishing touch for her herbaceous borders.

Justin Timberlake

In his well-earned 'down time' Justin Timberlake likes nothing more than restoring antique barometers.

Stevie Wonder

Stevie Wonder throws caution to the wind and gets a-whittlin'!

Howard Jones and Adam Hart Davis

80s keyboard maestro Howard Jones has enlisted some help from telly boffin Adam Hart Davis for this tricky jigsaw.

Jay-Z

I say, Mr Z, why a splendid stamp collection!
By Jove! is that the fabled Swedish Treskilling Yellow?

Justin Bieber

Why, it's little Justin Bieber repointing a chimney before his next feed. Aww bless.

Jedward

Jedward have bagged themselves a bear! Well done boys!

Elton! No! Watch out for the… Too Late…

Elton really should take more care, now he's a new dad. No more forest trekking for you Elton! Otherwise poor David will be left holding the baby.