Wednesday, February 16, 2011

George Bush

George Bush is keeping himself busy in his semi-retirement. History does seem to repeat itself though as he staged a very aggressive takeover of the 'IraKey' business in order to get his hands on its assets.

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  1. George had been fashioning weapons of mass destruction cunningly disguised as front door keys. "It's amazing the amount of plastic explosive you can pack into your average Yale key", frothed George W, "people have misunderestimated me!" he continued before "unlocking the door" to "diplomacy" in Iraq.

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