George Bush

George Bush is keeping himself busy in his semi-retirement. History does seem to repeat itself though as he staged a very aggressive takeover of the 'IraKey' business in order to get his hands on its assets.

Terry Wogan

Terry thought that Vernon Kay was going to get the Children In Need presenting job this year so, in protest, he took to the trees to prove that he still has what it takes.

Gwyneth Paltrow

We're very aware of Gwyneth's love for all things British. Imagine our surprise when she welcomed us to her 'Royal Room'! Not a Tenenbaum in sight! Let's hope she doesn't do any running with scissors in there either.
(Thanks to @Jo_Bliss)

Cheryl Cole

Here's Cheryl Tweedy Cole Tweedy Cole at home up north preparing some prime beef sausages as a gift for Simon Cowell to take to America with him. While she handles the emerging bangers like a true pro, one can't help but wonder: has anyone seen Ashley lately?

Bruce Forsyth

With retirement looming, Brucie thought he'd get the old girl running again for that road trip across Bristol.

Eric Clapton

Hurry up with those chips Eric. Talk about slowhand.

Tom Cruise

As a reward for being such a smashing fellow, The Church of Scientology elders have had a whip-round and have raised enough money to buy Tom what he has always wanted! "Next stop Alpha Centauri!"

Liam Gallagher

The trouble with starting again and ending up in Beady Eye, a band that will only ever play small gigs, is that you inevitably end up having to go self-catering. Isn't that right Liam?

Rod Stewart

While tracking down more old songs to record for the twenty-eighth volume of The Great American Songbook, Rod Stewart stumbled across this old tomb and simply had to take a brass rubbing.

Thom Yorke

Free of their record label, Radiohead's management and other band members deeply regretted letting Thom have carte blanche over the In Rainbows album artwork. Bitterly hurt by the rejection, Thom continues to practice his previously unknown talent. No wonder he's so miserable. Cheer up Thom! There's always that Bar Mitzvah booking next week!

Alan Carr

Poor old Alan had a bit of a leak in the night. Never one to let things dampen his spirits, here he is first thing in the morning re-thatching his roof.

Bono takes time out

When not on a gruelling tour schedule of music, near-Godliness and saving rain forests, Bono likes nothing more than a trip to a nearby 'Crown' Green. He has been asked to front the Olympic Team for Ireland, but unfortunately this is not possible with his heavy schedule of wanting to be adored. Which is fine with everyone else, because annoyingly, he's really rather good.

Taio Cruz and Billy Idol

Billy Idol has got himself into a bit of a pickle with his electrics. Luckily, young Mr. Taio Cruz has stepped in to sort it all out in a very professional manner. (Although at least Billy isn't taking any chances with the Health and Safety inspectorate and is keeping his protective headgear on).